The other board is fucking obsessed with me!!

[Succubus]

I haven't posted a single word over there in three weeks, but I heard I was being discussed so I went to check it out. Low and behold, I am mentioned in nearly every stupid fucking thread over there. Since there are only about 4 regular posters, it's not difficult to determine who won't quit OBSESSING about my life!

On an unrelated note though, it was fucking hysterical that 3G and Chk, by their own admission, assumed the fat bitter spinster thread was about them.

Priceless

[BoomerFNSooner]

Joined the other place... seemed bleh...

[Sarge]

WhY aRe cHk and 3G obsessed with you?

[sheepdogs]

They tend to push not only the envelope, but the mailbox as well, post and all.

[Succubus]

WhY aRe cHk and 3G obsessed with you?


Fuck if I know. I haven't crossed paths with either of them for months and months, nor have I posted on their precious little circle-jerk of a board in three weeks.

[OrganicPotatoes]

i will chalk this thread up to you losing your mind over the champions league final.

[Sargette]

Whew!!!

They've moved on from me & Sarge then!!!:nana::laugh:

[BoomerFNSooner]

I've missed to much...

[Threegee]

it was fucking hysterical that 3G and Chk, by their own admission, assumed the fat bitter spinster thread was about them.


I have no idea what you're talking about.

Why don't you point me to where I said anything of the kind.

[BoomerFNSooner]

:popcorn2:

[Jack Wagon]

is this because i said that the "i came from the future as a ploy to get into your pants" thread would work on you?

[Zark]

NOW we're getting somewhere.

[Village Idiot]

I thought you wanted attention?
Isn't the other board being obsessed with you a good thing in that regard?

[Zark]

I thought you wanted attention?
Isn't the other board being obsessed with you a good thing in that regard?

Oh, I don't think she's actually COMPLAINING here!! Bragging maybe???

[Succubus]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Why don't you point me to where I said anything of the kind.

SOOOO sorry!

Correction.. the thread over there discussed the belief that I was talking about the Catty Bitches Club, but only Chk specifically addressed the issue.

I, like nearly everyone else on the planet, am guilty of believing you are the same person. My apologies.

Now feel free to go back to your board, since you've repeatedly claimed this one holds no value for you.

[Village Idiot]

Wow, wow, wow
Chk and 3g are the same person, then how come there were two of them at the tailgates?
And they both hate me?

[Threegee]

Now feel free to go back to your board, since you've repeatedly claimed this one holds no value for you.Again, where have I said that?

[Village Idiot]

3G doesn't care enough about this board to state there is no value for her.

[Zark]

SOOOO sorry!

Correction.. the thread over there discussed the belief that I was talking about the Catty Bitches Club, but only Chk specifically addressed the issue.

I, like nearly everyone else on the planet, am guilty of believing you are the same person. My apologies.

Now feel free to go back to your board, since you've repeatedly claimed this one holds no value for you.

Now this is MY type of apology!! Especially if I don't mean a ******* word of it!! LOLOL!! It's like, Oh, I apologize....btw....F U !!

(On edit...this thread is WASTED on a Non Thursday.)

["jk"]

gas on fire (http://www.theinnerwebs.com/showpost.php?p=811223&postcount=64)

[Succubus]

3G doesn't care enough about this board to state there is no value for her.

And yet, somehow, five minutes after her name is used... here she is.

Some sort of dazzling coincidence, I'm certain.

If I am completely mistaken about 3G, then I offer a wholey disinterested apology. It does not negate the fact that the four posters on that board have nothing better to talk about than my imagined sexual exploits.

Believe me. the real truth...... is infinely juicer than that group would ever come up with.

[Threegee]

And yet, somehow, five minutes after her name is used... here she is.

Some sort of dazzling coincidence, I'm certain.Nice diversionary tactic. You're not the only one to whom people send links.

Now,

Again, where have I said that?

[Village Idiot]

And amy misses the old 3G doesn't care joke, good job Amy.

[Succubus]

And amy misses old 3G

Negatory. It's been lovely here without the Catty Bitches Club.

[Village Idiot]

Selective reading I see.

[Zark]

Hahah.....cue the following video:

YouTube - Cat Fight

[Threegee]

Look, you started this shit. Back up what you're saying or STFU.

[OrganicPotatoes]

what board are you talking about?



the board i am thinking of is more concerned with gina's sex life. that is, when they are distracted from giving VI fashion advice.

[Succubus]

Look, you started this shit. Back up what you're saying or STFU.

Real slow this time.. so you can keep up.

I recanted the use of your name, and explained that like most people, the two of you are the same person in my head.

THEN I said that if I am incorrect about your involvement, I apologized.

Again, the thread is about you people being obsessed with me, and here you are. Lovely.

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

YouTube - Welcome to the Thunder Dome

[Gina]

I refuse to answer on grounds it may incriminate me (on the sex life thing) :rof:

Well in all fairness VI does need all the help he can get :laugh:

[Village Idiot]

Selective reading + selective memory = hillaripuss.

[Jestermonkey]

YouTube - Welcome to the Thunder Dome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMZr8V4mal8)

No . . . this should stay over here for a while . . . :popcorn2:

[Threegee]

Well I can slow it down for you too Amy.

You......said.....
Now feel free to go back to your board, since you've repeatedly claimed this one holds no value for you.
And...then... I.... said.....

Again, where have I said that?

Was that at a speed you could comprehend?


Again, the thread is about you people being obsessed with me, and here you are. Lovely.

You brought me into this. I never brought you into anything.

Now, answer my question princess.

["jk"]

oh snap.........princess

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

http://thedirtypop.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/owens.jpg

[Succubus]

As much as I would love to quote you from the other board, I was thankfully removed as requested.

Again, as fucking fascinating as Kim's ire might be, let's get back to the topic at hand.

[Threegee]

As much as I would love to quote you from the other board, I was thankfully removed as requested.

Again, as fucking fascinating as Kim's ire might be, let's get back to the topic at hand.Well I was the topic at hand.

["jk"]

is that like the soup de jour?

[PokeJ]

Whew!!!

They've moved on from me & Sarge then!!!:nana::laugh:

Don't hold your breath!

[Village Idiot]

As much as I would love to quote you from the other board, I was thankfully removed as requested.

Again, as fucking fascinating as Kim's ire might be, let's get back to the topic at hand.
But I thought you were able to go over there and see your were obsessed about?
Or did that happen before your removal?

[Succubus]

Don't hold your breath!

Oh no, "real soldiers aren't partimers" is used constantly as well. They have so little to talk about that all they can do is talk shit in anonymous tag lines so they don't get outed and confronted.

[Succubus]

But I thought you were able to go over there and see your were obsessed about?
Or did that happen before your removal?

Correct. After I went back to review the link I was sent, I asked to be removed.

[Village Idiot]

Miserable user status?

[Succubus]

Miserable user status?

Is that what that means?

[PokeJ]

Amy, now you can concentrate on your true love, me!:wink:

[Succubus]

Amy, now you can concentrate on your true love, me!:wink:

Brilliant!

[Threegee]

Well this is all terribly convenient.

Since you clearly have no idea what I post, refrain from making shit up in the future.

[Sargette]

Oh no, "real soldiers aren't partimers" is used constantly as well. They have so little to talk about that all they can do is talk shit in anonymous tag lines so they don't get outed and confronted.

Well, we've definitely found out some shit about "friends" that we thought we had. Tailgates will certainly be different from now on.

[Threegee]

Well, we've definitely found out some shit about "friends" that we thought we had. Tailgates will certainly be different from now on.Which friends do you think made those kind of comments?

["jk"]

the bad kind? seriously, i read that thread- some really f***ed up comments made by folks -

[arOUseDD]

, , before i crap out ide like to know why people get so disturded over mess bored booshit, , , , :mebeer:

[Threegee]

the bad kind? seriously, i read that thread- some really f***ed up comments made by folks -I realize that. I'm asking 'gette which "friends" were involved.

["jk"]

I realize that. I'm asking 'gette which "friends" were involved.

right - carry on :)

[Sargette]

, , before i crap out ide like to know why people get so disturded over mess bored booshit, , , , :mebeer:

Oh...for me anyway...it's stupid feelings. :laugh: I wear my heart on my sleeve...I'm an honest naive person & they get under my skin.

[McSooner]

the bad kind? seriously, i read that thread- some really f***ed up comments made by folks -
It was effed beyond belief.

[Threegee]

Which friends?

[Sarge]

It was effed beyond belief.Yay for friends!

[Village Idiot]

Does this mean I won't be the only person getting picked on at the tailgates?

[.]

Does this mean I won't be the only person getting picked on at the tailgates?

Give me a break. You ate like a king.

[Jestermonkey]

Does this mean I won't be the only person getting picked on at the tailgates?

You might still be the only one to get pantsed . . .

[Threegee]

Sarge, which friends?!?!?!?!?!

How many times do I have to ask this?

[Tony]

Sarge, which friends?!?!?!?!?!

How many times do I have to ask this?
I realize this does not involve me, but I don't understand the question. Doesn't everyone by now know who said what in the thread in question on the board in question?

[Threegee]

I realize this does not involve me, but I don't understand the question. Doesn't everyone by now know who said what in the thread in question on the board in question?I honestly have no recollection of the Sarges' friends saying anything like what was said earlier in this thread.

So, I'm asking what I missed? What friends were out of line?

["jk"]

i guess i'm missing the point of 3G pressing the "which friends"

what difference does it make? are you implying that the people who said those things werent actually friends? or .....i'm confused

[Jestermonkey]

I realize this does not involve me, but I don't understand the question. Doesn't everyone by now know who said what in the thread in question on the board in question?

I am always confused about which thread on which board is in question.

[Threegee]

i guess i'm missing the point of 3G pressing the "which friends"

what difference does it make? are you implying that the people who said those things werent actually friends? or .....i'm confusedYes, when 'gette mentioned the tailgate it confused me. She brought it up so I'm asking for clarification.

[PokeJ]

I realize this does not involve me, but I don't understand the question. Doesn't everyone by now know who said what in the thread in question on the board in question?

If someone, somewhere, would make Tony a mod, the world would be a better place.

["jk"]

Yes, when 'gette mentioned the tailgate it confused me. She brought it up so I'm asking for clarification.

oh, i THINK (key word) she was referring to posters who made comments about Sarge's service on the other board - people they considered friends, and who they probably didnt expect to make such comments

thats MY understanding

i could be wrong though

[Threegee]

I'd like to see what she has to say.

[Tony]

oh, i THINK (key word) she was referring to posters who made comments about Sarge's service on the other board - people they considered friends, and who they probably didnt expect to make such comments

thats MY understanding

i could be wrong though

I just don't understand why we need the names, except for our own perverse amusement. Obviously people they thought were their friends said things that hurt them.

In any event, I have no one to blame but myself, not sure why I get involved.

[Threegee]

I'm not hung up on names as much as the implication that the tailgate crew was involved.

[JaYmes]

Sucks I probably wont make a tailgate this year either :popcorn:

[Village Idiot]

Give me a break. You ate like a king.
But I was exposed like a common whore.

[Bacchus]

http://myapologies.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/king_rodney.jpg

[Jestermonkey]

Sucks I probably wont make a tailgate this year either :popcorn:

After all this shit . . . I think I might be staying more than five minutes this year.

[Village Idiot]

And get to see multiple VI chicken overdose moments?

["jk"]

I'm not hung up on names as much as the implication that the tailgate crew was involved.

maybe it was somebody that planned on going to a tailgate this next season


i dunno, i'm bored and making shit up now

[JaYmes]

After all this shit . . . I think I might be staying more than five minutes this year.

The last one i went to, i talked to ouspencer for like an hour and don't even remember it.....and i wasnt even drinking!!

[BabySealClubSamich]

So much about this thread makes me laugh

[Tony]

I have never been to an IW tailgate.

[Tony]

I did make the tailgate crackers last week though.

[OrganicPotatoes]

I did make the tailgate crackers last week though.

and........?

[Village Idiot]

Tony you should come to a basketball tailgate with em.

[Tony]

and........?

They were good, though not as addictive as crack, which is what I had been promised.

I need to try it again, though, I had a problem getting the vegetable oil and seasoning spread evenly on the crackers. The crackers in the middle of the bag were not as spicy as the outside crackers.

[Threegee]

*crickets*

["jk"]

*chirping*

[SinneFiannaFáil]

Is the other place still open for business?


Amy, if you posted any tit over there, can you copy and paste for my benefit?

[Tony]

***camels***

[Succubus]

Is the other place still open for business?


Amy, if you posted any tit over there, can you copy and paste for my benefit?


Aww...honey. The nakies have been retired. Thanks for asking though!

[Jestermonkey]

The last one i went to, i talked to ouspencer for like an hour and don't even remember it.....and i wasnt even drinking!!

I usually make it a point say hi to the old schoolers Chick, 3g, Dmacchus, Becky, and Jennifer. Always try to find Sarge and Sargette if they are around. Then, I'm usually introduced to many people who I never remember and have a couple of jello shots.

By then, I head back to my tailgate party and tell Ron Mexico Jr. he should take a break and come back over with me. Then, I gorge on whatever Ron Mexico Jr. is cooking and get to drinking a shitload of tequila - and forget about all tailgating for a while until it's time to stumble over for kickoff . . .

It's not a great system . . . but it seems to work for me . . .

[Bacchus]

I usually make it a point say hi to the old schoolers Chick, 3g, Dmacchus, Becky, and Jennifer. Always try to find Sarge and Sargette if they are around. Then, I'm usually introduced to many people who I never remember and have a couple of jello shots.

By then, I head back to my tailgate party and tell Ron Mexico Jr. he should take a break and come back over with me. Then, I gorge on whatever is cooking and get to drinking a shitload of tequila - and forget about all tailgating for a while until it's time to stumble over for kickoff . . .

It's not a great system . . . but it seems to work for me . . .

Oh, thanks for inviting me over.... :fu2:


I usually sneak away and see SuperKris when troop has my wife occupied :redthumb:

[Sarge]

Why the need to name names? Is there much difference between the person who sticks the knife in your back and the person that stands there and watches and gives the other a thumbs up....old news...over it..movin' on....

[McSooner]

I usually make it a point say hi to the old schoolers Chick, 3g, Dmacchus, Becky, and Jennifer. Always try to find Sarge and Sargette if they are around. Then, I'm usually introduced to many people who I never remember and have a couple of jello shots.

By then, I head back to my tailgate party and tell Ron Mexico Jr. he should take a break and come back over with me. Then, I gorge on whatever Ron Mexico Jr. is cooking and get to drinking a shitload of tequila - and forget about all tailgating for a while until it's time to stumble over for kickoff . . .

It's not a great system . . . but it seems to work for me . . .
Well fuck you then...:rof:

[JaYmes]

I usually make it a point say hi to the old schoolers Chick, 3g, Dmacchus, Becky, and Jennifer. Always try to find Sarge and Sargette if they are around. Then, I'm usually introduced to many people who I never remember and have a couple of jello shots.

By then, I head back to my tailgate party and tell Ron Mexico Jr. he should take a break and come back over with me. Then, I gorge on whatever Ron Mexico Jr. is cooking and get to drinking a shitload of tequila - and forget about all tailgating for a while until it's time to stumble over for kickoff . . .

It's not a great system . . . but it seems to work for me . . .

I havent been able to meet the Sarges yet, sadly

[Village Idiot]

I've been humped by IWers before.

[Jestermonkey]

Oh, thanks for inviting me over.... :fu2:


I usually sneak away and see SuperKris when troop has my wife occupied :redthumb:

Heh . . . if you're over seeing SuperKris over at our tailgate . . . just flag me down and I'll get you in. Or just come over even if she's not there. If you don't see me - just look for Ron Mexico Jr. at the grill and tell him to find me.

[Threegee]

Why the need to name names? Is there much difference between the person who sticks the knife in your back and the person that stands there and watches and gives the other a thumbs up....old news...over it..movin' on....So youi're also saying that you were stabbed in the proverbial back by members of our tailgate crew?

On edit: I know a little about the people watching and giving the thumbs up from the early days of this board.

[Sarge]

Heh . . . if you're over seeing SuperKris over at our tailgate . . . just flag me down and I'll get you in. Or just come over even if she's not there. If you don't see me - just look for Ron Mexico Jr. at the grill and tell him to find me.So you have to know someone to get into your tailgate? This has 2bc written all over it....

[PokeJ]

Geez, I guess everyone will be wanting to come to Stillwater to tailgate with me now.

[Jack Wagon]

So you have to know someone to get into your tailgate? This has 2bc written all over it....

you know better than that.

dont disrespect me.

[Jestermonkey]

Well fuck you then...:rof:

Hey, I usually look for you and the missus as well. You're one of the oldest of the old schoolers . . .

[.]

Geez, I guess everyone will be wanting to come to Stillwater to tailgate with me now.

Yep!

[Sarge]

Geez, I guess everyone will be wanting to come to Stillwater to tailgate with me now.Last time we did that you were a no-show...

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

Jester, since I got on the board a couple of months ago, can you give me a cliff notes version of this whole situation?

[Jestermonkey]

I havent been able to meet the Sarges yet, sadly

They're good people . . .

So you have to know someone to get into your tailgate? This has 2bc written all over it....

Sadly, not the way it used to be . . . It's turned into this monster that has a life of it's own. I go mostly to hang out with Ron Mexico Jr. and a few other old friends that still come out. I would say that I don't even know 90% of the people there anymore . . .

[McSooner]

Hey, I usually look for you and the missus as well. You're one of the oldest of the old schoolers . . .
Are you calling me old? Fuck you.

[Jestermonkey]

Jester, since I got on the board a couple of months ago, can you give me a cliff notes version of this whole situation?

Dude, I might need a cliff notes version of this whole situation . . . :laugh:

[Jestermonkey]

Are you calling me old? Fuck you.

Oldish. And I'm that that far behind you, Gramps . . .

[Bacchus]

They're good people . . .



Sadly, not the way it used to be . . . It's turned into this monster that has a life of it's own. I go mostly to hang out with Ron Mexico Jr. and a few other old friends that still come out. I would say that I don't even know 90% of the people there anymore . . .

Well fuck it then, come hang out at ours. This is all drama that will be blown over by BYU. We give away Crown, Patron, beer and jello shots... plus some peoples wives show their goods... not mine, I'd beat her ass like rented mule.

[JaYmes]

They're good people . . .



Sadly, not the way it used to be . . . It's turned into this monster that has a life of it's own. I go mostly to hang out with Ron Mexico Jr. and a few other old friends that still come out. I would say that I don't even know 90% of the people there anymore . . .

YouTube - I want to party with you guys!!!

[.]

Are you calling me old? Fuck you.

Yes

Oldish. And I'm not that far behind you, Gramps . . .

I wish.

[Jestermonkey]

Well fuck it then, come hang out at ours. This is all drama that will be blown over by BYU. We give away Crown, Patron, beer and jello shots... plus some peoples wives show their goods... not mine, I'd beat her ass like rented mule.

I'm going to try to split my time a little more. This shit always gets worked out - so that's not going to make a difference to me.

You guys going to be at BYU? I believe our crew is going to tailgate there, right Mex/Marc? I'll be going to the game - so I'll be looking for anyone else down there.

[Bacchus]

I'm going to try to split my time a little more. This shit always gets worked out - so that's not going to make a difference to me.

You guys going to be at BYU? I believe our crew is going to tailgate there, right Mex/Marc? I'll be going to the game - so I'll be looking for anyone else down there.

Yep, there will be a crew. We'll make Amy or 3g drive... :rof:

[Threegee]

I'm not going to BYU, so Amy is your huckleberry.

[Bacchus]

I'm not going to BYU, so Amy is your huckleberry.

You'll fuckin go if I tell you to come pick my ass up.

[Jestermonkey]

Yep, there will be a crew. We'll make Amy or 3g drive... :rof:

If you can get Amy and 3g in the same car . . . I'm going to be riding down with you guys . . . in fact, you could probably sell tickets . . .

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

They're good people . . .



Sadly, not the way it used to be . . . It's turned into this monster that has a life of it's own. I go mostly to hang out with Ron Mexico Jr. and a few other old friends that still come out. I would say that I don't even know 90% of the people there anymore . . .

It used to be just some of us tailgating over in MP12 a few years ago. Myself, Jester, and about 10-12 other people - frat brothers and wives/girlfriends. Now it's turned into a service - Crimson Nation Tailgating. We have a lot of donor/businesses buy passes to get in. We then put on tailgate parties for them. We run 400-450 through there each game. That's part of the reason why I haven't even mentioned it yet on this board. And, even if invited, why I can't get over to this boards tailgate. If there are some that want to come over, just pm me when the season gets here and I'll see if I can get some in if they wish. Or just come over to say hi while I'm cooking. Now that we've successfully hijacked the argument at hand and turned iit into a tailgating thread, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Village Idiot]

Could I get free food at that tailgate ron?

[SoonerdysSista]

I'm not going to BYU, so Amy is your huckleberry.

Damn. I'm going to BYU........ Dude....go.

Are you down for Thursday?

[Soonerson]

VI...........Why do you fuck up every thread you post in?

[Jestermonkey]

It used to be just some of us tailgating over in MP12 a few years ago. Myself, Jester, and about 10-12 other people - frat brothers and wives/girlfriends. Now it's turned into a service - Crimson Nation Tailgating. We have a lot of donor/businesses buy passes to get in. We then put on tailgate parties for them. We run 400-450 through there each game. That's part of the reason why I haven't even mentioned it yet on this board. And, even if invited, why I can't get over to this boards tailgate. If there are some that want to come over, just pm me when the season gets here and I'll see if I can get some in if they wish. Or just come over to say hi while I'm cooking. Now that we've successfully hijacked the argument at hand and turned iit into a tailgating thread, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Thank you for explaining . . . way too many words for me to type . . .

[Village Idiot]

VI...........Why do you fuck up every thread you post in?
Cause sometimes it gets me attention.

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

I'm going to try to split my time a little more. This shit always gets worked out - so that's not going to make a difference to me.

You guys going to be at BYU? I believe our crew is going to tailgate there, right Mex/Marc? I'll be going to the game - so I'll be looking for anyone else down there.
Yeah, we are gonna be there. Not quite the same setup though. Big D is going to have the big beast and two of the 20 ft. tents. Word is we may be doing ribeyes, but don't know for sure yet.

[Threegee]

VI didn't fuck up this thread. He refrained from talking about his own suckedness so I'd give him a solid BDamn. I'm going to BYU........ Dude....go.

Are you down for Thursday?I'm a definite maybe for Thursday. Let me know when it's ironed out.

[SoonerdysSista]

VI didn't fuck up this thread. He refrained from talking about his own suckedness so I'd give him a solid BI'm a definite maybe for Thursday. Let me know when it's ironed out.

Kilkenny's Thursday night....5ish

[Jestermonkey]

Yeah, we are gonna be there. Not quite the same setup though. Big D is going to have the big beast and two of the 20 ft. tents. Word is we may be doing ribeyes, but don't know for sure yet.

Oh yeah, that's right . . . I remember Hale (not James) telling me that the other day . . .

[Village Idiot]

VI didn't fuck up this thread. He refrained from talking about his own suckedness so I'd give him a solid BI'm a definite maybe for Thursday. Let me know when it's ironed out.
Thanks 3G.

[SinneFiannaFáil]

Aww...honey. The nakies have been retired. Thanks for asking though!

Well, for public consumption, but you know how it works with us.

[GLS]

Kilkenny's Thursday night....5ish

:popcorn:

[SoonerdysSista]

:popcorn:

You going to show up?

[SinneFiannaFáil]

All you girls, I'd pay good money for an IW nude calendar.


Make this happen.

[Village Idiot]

Hmm, should I crash Killkinneys like a tailgate?

[SoonerdysSista]

Hmm, should I crash Killkinneys like a tailgate?

Yes....seriously....come on down.

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

Heh . . . if you're over seeing SuperKris over at our tailgate . . . just flag me down and I'll get you in. Or just come over even if she's not there. If you don't see me - just look for Ron Mexico Jr. at the grill and tell him to find me.
Wonder if SuperKris' friend is there as well. :wink:

[Village Idiot]

How come I feel the whole time would be a mix of a PAYED vs PAID lecture from you and a you're a complete annoying dumbass lecture from 3G?

[SinneFiannaFáil]

How come I feel the whole time would be a mix of a PAYED vs PAID lecture from you and a you're a complete annoying dumbass lecture from 3G?

Why do you have to be such a wanker all the time?

[SoonerdysSista]

How come I feel the whole time would be a mix of a PAYED vs PAID lecture from you and a you're a complete annoying dumbass lecture from 3G?

awww...honey, you know we wouldn't do that!! We never lecture anyone when we are drinking!

[Village Idiot]

Why do you have to be such a wanker all the time?
What is a wanker?
awww...honey, you know we wouldn't do that!! We never lecture anyone when we are drinking!
You guys would just bitch slap me?

[SinneFiannaFáil]

What is a wanker?




http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Barnze/wanker.gif

[SoonerdysSista]

What is a wanker?

You guys would just bitch slap me?

Wanker = english for a dumbass


I would never bitch slap you....as I am not a bitch

[skittles]

this thread went from awesome to awful in record time

[Village Idiot]

Because I am a dumbass and that is what I do.

So you would pimp slap me?

[Bacchus]

Wonder if SuperKris' friend is there as well. :wink:

I know who you mean.. damn that chick is blowin up HOT!!

[SoonerdysSista]

Because I am a dumbass and that is what I do.

So you would pimp slap me?

I don't do violence.

[Jestermonkey]

this thread went from awesome to awful in record time

It's what happens when they don't get moved to Thunderdome. They just sort of evolve in a random "Stoops to Atlanta" type direction . . .

[Jestermonkey]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Barnze/wanker.gif

That Carrot Top is one ugly motherfucker . . .

[sheepdogs]

Cause sometimes it gets me attention.

And the other times?

[Jestermonkey]

I know who you mean.. damn that chick is blowin up HOT!!

There is a lot of eye candy over there . . .

[JaYmes]

this thread went from awesome to awful in record time

I blame VI.

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/Barnze/wanker.gif

Sinne, that may have turned me off permanently. :cry1:

[JaYmes]

That Carrot Top is one ugly motherfucker . . .

I think that is his mom.

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

There is a lot of eye candy over there . . .
Somehow, I think Bacchus is talking about somebody else. But, I'm more than willing to meet her. :tongue:

[Gina]

I met the Sarges, great people. Although I have to admit I was intimidated by Sarge, he was a big guy :laugh:

[sheepdogs]

I met the Sarges, great people. Although I have to admit I was intimated by Sarge, he was a big guy :laugh:

Does "she" know?

[Gina]

Oops fixed it, it was suppose to be intimidated. UGH :laugh:

[sheepdogs]

Oops fix it, it was suppose to be intimidated. UGH :laugh:

Sure......

[McSooner]

Oops fix it, it was suppose to be intimidated. UGH :laugh:
I like the other better

[JaYmes]

I met the Sarges, great people. Although I have to admit I was intimidated by Sarge, he was a big guy :laugh:

1 : to make known especially publicly or formally : announce (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/announce) 2 : to communicate delicately and indirectly : hint (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hint)

[PokeJ]

I met the Sarges, great people. Although I have to admit I was intimidated by Sarge, he was a big guy :laugh:

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

[sheepdogs]

I like the other better

I think it was a slip of the tongue!

[JaYmes]

I think it was a slip of the tongue!

That's what she said

[Gina]

It was a mis-spell. Mc, why am I not surprised you liked the other better. :laugh:

[Gina]

Leave my tongue out of this

[JaYmes]

Leave my tongue out of this

That's what he said

[Gina]

I am not commenting on that :rof:

[Five0Sink]

Amy's drama post of the week.

Why do I think this woman is so much smarter than most? What a puppet-master this girl is.

Big time Props Amy.

[DIB]

You think they are obsessed with you? You should see the tags they post about me. Even the ones about you, somehow, involve me.

[Five0Sink]

It's true. Everyone is obsessed with DIB.

But that's because he has a bleached anus. I mean, how many guys can say they have a bleached anus?

And he's getting ready to show it Vegas pretty quickly.

BTW, DIB is much more hilarious than Amy, but his boobs aren't as good.

[DIB]

Also...the only way that chk and 3g got involved in any thing was in "jk"'s invisible ink post saying that they were the target of your thread, but why let facts get in the way of good old fashion manufactured drama.

[JaYmes]

It's true. Everyone is obsessed with DIB.

But that's because he has a bleached anus. I mean, how many guys can say they have a bleached anus?

And he's getting ready to show it Vegas pretty quickly.

BTW, DIB is much more hilarious than Amy, but his boobs aren't as good.

So let me get this straight, DIB's bleached anus is opening its own show on the Vegas strip?

[Five0Sink]

Yes.

$50 bucks a head entrance fee.

[Gina]

Ewwww :laugh:

[McSooner]

Yes.

$50 bucks a head entrance fee.
I think I've seen that pic.........not intentionally of course.

[Succubus]

Amy's drama post of the week.

Why do I think this woman is so much smarter than most? What a puppet-master this girl is.

Big time Props Amy.


Meh.. it was a slow night. I just wanted to see who from there was still actively lurking.

[DIB]

My bleached anus is always lurking

[Five0Sink]

Mr. Drunken, sir, If this keeps up,

DIB "has a bleached anus"

is going to be on your tombstone.

[Succubus]

You think they are obsessed with you? You should see the tags they post about me. Even the ones about you, somehow, involve me.

I'm sorry DIB. I promise, I never showed anyone those pictures, nor has anyone ever heard the falafel story.

[DIB]

I'm sorry DIB. I promise, I never showed anyone those pictures, nor has anyone ever heard the falafel story.

You didn't? I sent copies to 2 aunts and 3 cousins. It made a nice Christmas card.

[Five0Sink]

BTW, these tags SUCK!

[Succubus]

You didn't? I sent copies to 2 aunts and 3 cousins. It made a nice Christmas card.


Ahh... THOSE must have been the two sisters you couldn't get to show up for free blow. It all makes sense now.

[Succubus]

Thank you Oklahoma, you were a great audience.

GOOD NIGHT!!

[JaYmes]

Thank you Oklahoma, you were a great audience.

GOOD NIGHT!!

wait a minute.....this whole thread was fake?

[Tony]

wait a minute.....this whole thread was fake?

The part about me making the tailgate crackers was real.

[JaYmes]

The part about me making the tailgate crackers was real.

Thank god

[SooneratND]

Whew!!!

They've moved on from me & Sarge then!!!:nana::laugh:


I can come back and make fun of you whenever you feel the need for attention again. Just send me a PM. You know where I live.

Matt

["jk"]

Also...the only way that chk and 3g got involved in any thing was in "jk"'s invisible ink post saying that they were the target of your thread, but why let facts get in the way of good old fashion manufactured drama.

amy had referred to both of them that way in another thread weeks before this one - i wasnt revealing anything not known to those paying attention

and in case 3g and chk felt i was referring to them, or believe(d) that they are fat spinsters....i wasnt

i was just stirring the pot and poking a stick at amy

[mega]

I haven't posted a single word over there in three weeks, but I heard I was being discussed so I went to check it out. Low and behold, I am mentioned in nearly every stupid fucking thread over there. Since there are only about 4 regular posters, it's not difficult to determine who won't quit OBSESSING about my life!

On an unrelated note though, it was fucking hysterical that 3G and Chk, by their own admission, assumed the fat bitter spinster thread was about them.

Priceless

In a match of wits, 3G versus Amy is like Bacchus versus a fag. 3G and Bacchus would pound their ass.

[Bacchus]

In a match of wits, 3G versus Amy is like Bacchus versus a fag. 3G and Bacchus would pound their ass.

Are you asking me on a date?

[mega]

Are you asking me on a date?

yes, yes i am.

[Bacchus]

yes, yes i am.

Sorry, I don't date fatties

[DIB]

Sorry, I don't date fatties

You can actually hear Amy's heart breaking.

[CrimsonJerk]

Sargette,

Don't feel too special....about every 3rd day they bring it up again.

[SoonerSponge]

You can actually hear Amy's heart breaking.

You better be careful. You will soon be included in the "mega, TW, and Sponge" sewing circle.

[Bacchus]

You can actually hear Amy's heart breaking.

Thats actually kinda funny...

[Sargette]

Sargette,

Don't feel too special....about every 3rd day they bring it up again.

:laugh: I never felt special that's for sure.

If matt was 1/2 as smart & funny as he thinks he is. haha I wonder if he knows that the 2bc makes fun of him?

[mega]

:laugh: I never felt special that's for sure.

If matt was 1/2 as smart & funny as he thinks he is. haha I wonder if he knows that the 2bc makes fun of him?

I don't think you have the qualifications to question someone's intelligence

[Sargette]

I don't think you have the qualifications to question someone's intelligence

I don't give a fuck what you think.

[Bacchus]

You better be careful. You will soon be included in the "mega, TW, and Sponge" sewing circle.

We know your vagina is big enough to sew, but I doubt your brain is.

[BabySealClubSamich]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n162/mwmcl/babycakes.jpg

[mega]

I don't give a fuck what you think.


yes you do, or else you would not have responded

[Bacchus]

yes you do, or else you would not have responded

He has a point... unfortunatly

[arOUseDD]

, , is this a randumb food fite or are there teams, , , , , :mebeer:

[180WestBrooks]

, , is this a randumb food fite or are there teams, , , , , :mebeer:
It seems there are teams. Regarless, it's delicious.

[Bacchus]

As usual, I'm on no one's team. Seriously, you are ALL beneath me.

[BabySealClubSamich]

, , is this a randumb food fite or are there teams, , , , , :mebeer:

randumd teams appear to have formed.

[Jack Wagon]

i would like arrouseseedd to be on my team. i dont care which side we're on... for some reason, i picture him as patches o'houlihan.

btw, i like black people and their rap music.

[arOUseDD]

, , , i'm having trouble with my beer drinking , , i figger its the narcotics, , , dinna have this trouble when it was all recreational, , , :mebeer::34853_thumbdown::die:

[DIB]

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/beer-hat.jpg

Leaves the hands free for Alice.

[Bacchus]

, , , i'm having trouble with my beer drinking , , i figger its the narcotics, , , dinna have this trouble when it was all recreational, , , :mebeer::34853_thumbdown::die:

When we drinking one?

[SooneratND]

:laugh: I never felt special that's for sure.

If matt was 1/2 as smart & funny as he thinks he is. haha I wonder if he knows that the 2bc makes fun of him?


FEIGN SHOCK!!! AGHAST! OH NOES!!1!

The 2BC? Making fun of....me?!

Now my self worth is completely shot. What if other people I don't know believe what they say about me!? I must retaliate against them to show them how smart and funny I am. I have no choice. They forced me into this. A man can only be pushed so far on the innernets before he reaches his virtual breaking point.

Or... I could not care.

Inneresting dillemma you put me in there, Sargette. You're a clever one, for sure. :laugh:


Matt

[arOUseDD]

, , my Xbroinlaw is heading this way from whichita, , isle be testing the gut later today, , ive given up competition guzzlin butt will let you know status, , , , gonna try some seariass weed for nausea, , , :mebeer:

[Bacchus]

, , my Xbroinlaw is heading this way from whichita, , isle be testing the gut later today, , ive given up competition guzzlin butt will let you know status, , , , gonna try some seariass weed for nausea, , , :mebeer:

Thats good about the weed. From what I understand it is very beneficial to what you are suffering from. I'll be at the cock on Friday, I have a former OU cheerleader, A chick that posed in a European Playboy and some EASY chicks I work with. Show up.

[SoonerSponge]

Actually, I don't give a fuck what you think either, mega. I am just impressed that you can.


dibismydad-signed kermit (http://www.theinnerwebs.com/tags.php?tag=dibismydad-signed+kermit)

[SinneFiannaFáil]

As usual, I'm on no one's team. Seriously, you are ALL beneath me.

http://www.chesshistory.com/winter/extra/pics/napoleon1.jpg

[skittles]

claiming this thread was made up just to cause drama is about as believable as mega "accidentally" falling face-first into a bucket of fried chicken

[SoonerSponge]

claiming this thread was made up just to cause drama is about as believable as mega "accidentally" falling face-first into a bucket of fried chicken

You made me spray snot on my computer screen with that one. :laugh::laugh: Mega definately will never accidentally fall face first in chicken.

[CrimsonJerk]

You made me spray snot on my computer screen with that one. :laugh::laugh:


I have to agree.

Probably the funniest post I've read in a few weeks.

["jk"]

there's a plethora of humor in this thread - some subtle and some not so subtle

a lot of irony too

[Jack Wagon]

there's a plethora of humor in this thread - some subtle and some not so subtle

a lot of irony too

i believe by irony you mean hyphopricy.

["jk"]

quite a bit of that too

[Bacchus]

Its all stupid drama. Fuck it lets all grab a beer.

[mega]

claiming this thread was made up just to cause drama is about as believable as mega "accidentally" falling face-first into a bucket of fried chicken

it was a glorious accident

[Village Idiot]

there's a plethora of humor in this thread - some subtle and some not so subtle

a lot of irony too
Improvement, maybe one day you will be completely funny.

["jk"]

Improvement, maybe one day you will be completely funny.

do you ever feel like you run something in to the ground too much?

[BabySealClubSamich]

This picture once again is highly appropriate

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n162/mwmcl/megalomaniac.jpg

[skittles]

YouTube - Hindenburg disaster

[Jack Wagon]

If I had a do-over, I would have said "Or the time when you "accidentally" fell face first into a bag of dicks."


BOWL. BOWL of dicks.

[Bacchus]

BOWL. BOWL of dicks.
I heard it was bucket

[Jack Wagon]

I heard it was bucket

in this case, i suppose bowl and/or bucket would be somewhat interchangeable.

[BrokebackSooner]

You mean I spent 3 hours reading this thread and it was all make believe??

Thanks for making my day go by more quickly. :wink:

[Jack Wagon]

You mean I spent 3 hours reading this thread and it was all make believe??

Thanks for making my day go by more quickly. :wink:

well, its either this place or some nice dude on dude...

on edit:

i mean this jokingly. damn emocons.

[OrganicPotatoes]

YouTube - Incubus - Megalomaniac

[mega]

You mean I spent 3 hours reading this thread and it was all make believe??

Thanks for making my day go by more quickly. :wink:

it's not make believe, amy really is paranoid

[Lurch]

it's not make believe, amy really is paranoid

Mega, if you thought she was paranoid before, wait till she says some of the threads ThreeGee and Chk just posted over there about her.


Crazy shit too.

[Ron Mexico, Jr.]

, , , i'm having trouble with my beer drinking , , i figger its the narcotics, , , dinna have this trouble when it was all recreational, , , :mebeer::34853_thumbdown::die:

gravity is your friend.


http://www.drinkingstuff.com/images/DrinkingStuff/BeerBongs/DS0108/DS0108.jpg

[BrokebackSooner]

well, its either this place or some nice dude on dude...

on edit:

i mean this jokingly. damn emocons.

Unfortunately can't watch the dude on dude stuff at work. Butt now that I'm home...

[Jack Wagon]

Unfortunately can't watch the dude on dude stuff at work. Butt now that I'm home...

see? this is how its done.

this is how you take a shot (no double entendre, here). why cant you fucking homos respond to sarcastic internet comments like this?

[Succubus]

claiming this thread was made up just to cause drama is about as believable as mega "accidentally" falling face-first into a bucket of fried chicken

It wasn't made up in the sense that it wasn't based in reality, because it is. Nearly every single tag group on that site contains my name. I didn't make that up, check for yourself. It's also a verifiable fact that I haven't posted over there at all in over three weeks, it's just not my favorite sandbox.

Getting the opportunity to rile up the spinsters was just an unexpected bonus!

[Soonerson]

In other words, if message boards was sand boxes, Amy would shit all over that other board.

[Jestermonkey]

In other words, if message boards was sand boxes, Amy would shit all over that other board.

And probably not even cover it up . . .

[Soonerson]

Meow

[DIB]

It wasn't made up in the sense that it wasn't based in reality, because it is. Nearly every single tag group on that site contains my name. I didn't make that up, check for your yourself. It's also a verifiable fact that I haven't posted over there at all in over three weeks, it's just not my favorite sandbox.

Getting the opportunity to rile up the spinsters was just an unexpected bonus!

90% of the tags posted over there for the last week+ are about me. You have merely become a prop for sexual depravity that is the DIB tag phenominon.

[BabySealClubSamich]

90% of the tags posted over there for the last week+ are about me. You have merely become a prop for sexual depravity that is the DIB tag phenominon.

I believe it went from "Jay's Hoodies" to "Amy" to "DIB"

So, in reality, Amy wasn't even the first 'obsession' on teh other board.

[Roy Hobbs]

I believe it went from "Jay's Hoodies" to "Amy" to "DIB"

So, in reality, Amy wasn't even the first 'obsession' on teh other board.

actually the first obsession was tater and sarge if you want to go by tags

[OrganicPotatoes]

amy tags are like so last month.

[SoonerGTrain]

If Amy was half as good looking as she thinks she is, she'd be fuckable. If she was half as "cool chick" as she think she is, she'd be worth hanging out with.

As it stands, she a mediocre-looking old chick with the self-worth of a nutless squirrel.

[skittles]

alde, i need that debris picture

[Bacchus]

If Amy was half as good looking as she thinks she is, she'd be fuckable. If she was half as "cool chick" as she think she is, she'd be worth hanging out with.

As it stands, she a mediocre-looking old chick with the self-worth of a nutless squirrel.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n285/phreaknes/funny/DamnFriday.jpg

[Jasont37]

If Amy was half as good looking as she thinks she is, she'd be fuckable. If she was half as "cool chick" as she think she is, she'd be worth hanging out with.

As it stands, she a mediocre-looking old chick with the self-worth of a nutless squirrel.

HOLY SHIT!! :laugh: