I'm Alive....barely

[JaYmes]

I'm starting to think i'm lucky that i'm still on this earth...

The crazy girl calls me wants to apologize for being such a bitch towards me and she wants me to come over to house to make it up to me. Her folks are out of town cause they went to Texas to visit her aunt so she had the house to herself. That really appealed to me since i wanted to bone her since day one.

So i drive over and she is sitting on the porch waiting for me. I get out of the car, walk up to her, she gets up and kisses me and throws her arms around me.

She asks me if i wanted anything to drink, said she had coke and dr pepper and i said a coke will be okay. Told me that i can wait in her room so we can talk about us.

She starts talking about how she truely does love me, how she cares about me and i start drinking the glass she gave me not noticing she didn't have anything to drink for herself

I start feeling a little light headed/ dizzy. Not too bad but noticeable. I didn't think anything of it since i get low blood sugar from time to time when i don't eat anything for awhile and i get dizzy when that happens.

Then there was this sharp pain in the back of my head and then everything went black.

I didn't know how long i was out, all i know when i came to, my head was killing me and i couldn't move.the bitch had handcuffed both hands to the bedposts and used rope to tie my feet together!

I dont' remember much, to be honest the little bit i do remember i wish i didn't remember of the unspeakable things she did to me.

I think some of the bruises will never heal.

I wake up this morning, she was gone and the handcuffs and rope was off. So i stumbled out of her bed and threw what of my clothes i could find and fled. I got home and my folks was worried, I told them i think i need the police to come by.
An officer came by the house and i told him the whole story. He asked me if wanted to press charges and i said yes, that i fear for my life

So he asks me to come with him so i can postively ID her so they can arrest her. So we get to her house and she was back home and remember she is 5 ft 2, petite girl. Well when she opened the door, the officer looked at her and looked at me. Said "she, she is the one that did these things to you?" I assured the officer that yes she was the one.

He questioned her and she started off on some story about me stalking her, that she wasnt even home that she left town with her parents.

So we get back to the patrol car and the officer grilled me about the stalking business and i sweared to him it wasn't true. Get back to my house and the officer told me they won't pursue the charges. I was furious of course but the officier told me that i need to simmer down cause she can easily press charges against me for harrassment.

So i'm here at home taking a leave of absense from my job...

James

[Teh Almighty]

Quit stalking chicks.

[BabySealClubSamich]

I'm starting to think i'm lucky that i'm still on this earth...

The crazy girl calls me wants to apologize for being such a bitch towards me and she wants me to come over to house to make it up to me. Her folks are out of town cause they went to sɐxǝʇ to visit her aunt so she had the house to herself. That really appealed to me since i wanted to bone her since day one.

So i drive over and she is sitting on the porch waiting for me. I get out of the car, walk up to her, she gets up and kisses me and throws her arms around me.

She asks me if i wanted anything to drink, said she had coke and dr pepper and i said a coke will be okay. Told me that i can wait in her room so we can talk about us.

She starts talking about how she truely does love me, how she cares about me and i start drinking the glass she gave me not noticing she didn't have anything to drink for herself

I start feeling a little light headed/ dizzy. Not too bad but noticeable. I didn't think anything of it since i get low blood sugar from time to time when i don't eat anything for awhile and i get dizzy when that happens.

Then there was this sharp pain in the back of my head and then everything went black.

I didn't know how long i was out, all i know when i came to, my head was killing me and i couldn't move.the bitch had handcuffed both hands to the bedposts and used rope to tie my feet together!

I dont' remember much, to be honest the little bit i do remember i wish i didn't remember of the unspeakable things she did to me.

I think some of the bruises will never heal.

I wake up this morning, she was gone and the handcuffs and rope was off. So i stumbled out of her bed and threw what of my clothes i could find and fled. I got home and my folks was worried, I told them i think i need the police to come by.
An officer came by the house and i told him the whole story. He asked me if wanted to press charges and i said yes, that i fear for my life

So he asks me to come with him so i can postively ID her so they can arrest her. So we get to her house and she was back home and remember she is 5 ft 2, petite girl. Well when she opened the door, the officer looked at her and looked at me. Said "she, she is the one that did these things to you?" I assured the officer that yes she was the one.

He questioned her and she started off on some story about me stalking her, that she wasnt even home that she left town with her parents.

So we get back to the patrol car and the officer grilled me about the stalking business and i sweared to him it wasn't true. Get back to my house and the officer told me they won't pursue the charges. I was furious of course but the officier told me that i need to simmer down cause she can easily press charges against me for harrassment.

So i'm here at home taking a leave of absense from my job...

James

BIG mistake. And look where it got you.

[Jack Wagon]

week.

[PoteauSooner]

Make this note to yourself: This is what happens when the little head does the thinkin'.

BKB

[Namor71]

Man I am glad you are OK, I was starting to worry...

[hipsterdoofus]

:popcorn:

[Jack Wagon]

ghey.

[jdmt37]

:chuckle: No fcuking way that happened :laugh:

[youngbob]

Why do I get the feeling this is either shamp or fu ksb12?

[hipsterdoofus]

Didn't this exact same thing happen to you a couple weeks ago?

[BabySealClubSamich]

Why do I get the feeling this is either shamp or fu ksb12?

If it was shamp the girl would have had shin guards on and would have offered Orange wedges as opposed to Coke v Dr Pepper.

[Jack Wagon]

couple things.

1. i dont believe that this is bestj posting.
2. that story is the stuff that pornos are made of. nothing like that has EVER happened to me (its normally me that does the drugging, the tying up and the sexual humiliation) and i feel like a lesser man for it.

[JaYmes]

couple things.

1. i dont believe that this is bestj posting.
2. that story is the stuff that pornos are made of. nothing like that has EVER happened to me (its normally me that does the drugging, the tying up and the sexual humiliation) and i feel like a lesser man for it.

1. this is me, ask any of the other mods and they will check the IP
2. who said that there was any sex involved?

one of the bruises:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/bestj/bruise.jpg

[Teh Almighty]

Is that your ass????

[Jack Wagon]

1. this is me, ask any of the other mods and they will check the IP
2. who said that there was any sex involved?

one of the bruises:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/bestj/bruise.jpg

uhm... ahem... Can i get khristen's number?

[JaYmes]

Is that your ass????

no its my arm, i cant position my camera phone to take pictures of the ones there

[jdmt37]

Once again :laugh:

[pokoloco]

If it was shamp the girl would have had shin guards on and would have offered Orange wedges as opposed to Coke v Dr Pepper.

s l o w c l a p

[Sargette]

No way!

This sounds like a thaum story to me.......

[Jack Wagon]

if this is true, i hope you at least try to channel that energy into something, uhm, positive.

and make sure you video tape it; you'll want to watch it several years from now.

you're on the cusp of a life changing encounter james. don't effe it up.

[youngbob]

1. this is me, ask any of the other mods and they will check the IP


Everyone knows the mods are in on 99% of the BS that goes on around here.

E.G. smokey_loon has post #1 yesterday w/ no mod approval waiting period.

[hipsterdoofus]

quick, someone ask him some Genesis question that no one else would ever care to know...

[Teh Almighty]

I bet you just failed in properly killing yourself.

[Namor71]

Everyone knows the mods are in on 99% of the BS that goes on around here.

E.G. smokey_loon has post #1 yesterday w/ no mod approval waiting period.

that was not Loon, that was a fake...

[nyokie]

Dang...that is some messed up chit!!! What did she give you and where can I get some??

[hipsterdoofus]

I bet you just failed in properly killing yourself.

Or spanked himself a little too hard...

[BabySealClubSamich]

I think that BestJ is going to give the next woman he's with a Ysplanati Uppercut out of principal.

[youngbob]

that was not Loon, that was a fake...


*cough, cough* coverup *cough, cough*

[Boomer1915]

This reminds me of the time I ran into Mother Teresa at a singles bar...


... anyway, long story short - she wound up having to do community service.



:popcorn:

[AntiDean]

Didn't the same thing happen to George Costanza?

[Teh Almighty]

Didn't the same thing happen to George Costanza?

:clap2:

And he only had 5 bucks, too.... :laugh:

[hipsterdoofus]

Mods, please relabel bestj as costanza....

[BabySealClubSamich]

NO... relabel has the Sussudio Surprise

[Namor71]

*cough, cough* coverup *cough, cough*

No the IP's don't lie it was not Loon...

[Teh Almighty]

No the IP's don't lie it was not Loon...


Well who was it Dooright?

[youngbob]

No the IP's don't lie it was not Loon...


"These are not the droids you are looking for" *wink, wink*

[Sanford B. Ladd]

Dang............... What did she give you and where can I get some??

Not so fast, nyokie. It may have been an STD. :omg:

[BabySealClubSamich]

Not so fast, nyokie. It may have been an STD. :omg:

Was she related to Gaetan Dugas?

[GLS]

Even though there are not that many replies yet....or the level of discourse has not sunk to an IW new low.....this may be a worthy candidate for HOF status on the first vote.

[Gina]

Well if it's true James, you're lucky to be alive. Now leave the mental ones alone and find a normal girl. Also you might want to consider moving and not telling her where you are and change numbers.

[Thegloveman]

SO how did the cops think you got the bruises and such?

[hipsterdoofus]

Yes but did she have her O face?

[skittles]

is this real??

[RunDMC]

That's what I'm still trying to figure out... :huh:

[Thegloveman]

is this real??

I don't know, but I'm glad I don't live in Ardmore. Too many crazy chicks.

[Soonergrlnks]

I call BS on that.

[JaYmes]

I want to come clean and say that story is 100% totally fake. And i know some of the subject matter isn't to be made fun of and i apologize.

again i'm sorry

James

[Namor71]

This thing was great why did you go and close it... ???

[Namor71]

This needed to be in the HOF sectio so I moved it...


:cheers1: :cheers1: :cheers1:

[Jack Wagon]

I want to come clean and say that story is 100% totally fake. And i know some of the subject matter isn't to be made fun of and i apologize.

again i'm sorry

James

the sussudio surprise, aka the invisible dunch, was a RUSE??????

OMG.

HOW DID I MISS JAMES' CONFESSION?!?!?!!

WE'VE BEEN DUPED.

this changes everything....

:cat:

[JaYmes]

the sussudio surprise, aka the invisible dunch, was a RUSE??????

OMG.

HOW DID I MISS JAMES' CONFESSION?!?!?!!

WE'VE BEEN DUPED.

this changes everything....

:cat:

You didn't know this was one big joke? lol

Well i'll be in Ardmore this weekend, I could look her up.....see what happens...:popcorn:

[Village Idiot]

This sounds faker then one of my posts.

[Plarpetairwep]

A1 - Just one. Call it Alive 1997 unless you chop it up into 5 pieces.A2 - WTF? They cant be that expensive DDDDD: Oh well, you can get it on iTunes for cheap anyways.A3 - Very.